“The world is laughing at us. They’re laughing at the stupidity of our president.”
— Donald Trump, October 2016
Stupid is as stupid does.
During the presidential campaign, Donald Trump remarked often on the
stupidity of our leaders. He was under the impression that the rest of
the planet was indulging in some sort of global guffaw at our expense.
“How stupid are we? The world is laughing.” If so, what must the
mirthful world think of our current state of affairs? This past week
alone:
The House and Senate intelligence committees
said they saw no evidence for President Trump’s wild claim that
President Barack Obama wiretapped Trump Tower, and Britain protested that the White House falsely alleged that British intelligence was involved. White House press secretary Sean Spicer
has been arguing that Trump didn’t mean wiretapping when he said Obama
had Trump’s “wires tapped.” Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway suggested
that eavesdropping could have been accomplished using microwave ovens.
Trump’s
fellow Republicans pronounced his budget dead on arrival in Congress —
“draconian, careless and counterproductive” were the words used by Rep. Hal Rogers (R-Ky.), former House Appropriations Committee chairman — because it recklessly cuts (slashing the State Department by nearly a third and targeting Meals on Wheels for the elderly) yet still adds to the debt Trump promised to eliminate.
Legislation to replace Obamacare stalled in Congress and had to be rewritten because of a rebellion within Trump’s own party.
A judge halted Trump’s second attempt at a ban on travel from several Muslim countries.
And Republican lawmakers probing Trump’s ties to Russia threatened subpoenas over the executive branch’s stonewalling.
In one of the presidential debates, CNBC’s John Harwood
asked Trump if he was running “a comic book version of a presidential
campaign.” Now Trump seems to be running a cartoon version of a
presidency, and he’s Elmer Fudd. His proposals could, if successfully
implemented, be ruinous. But so far, at least, Trump has been mercifully
incompetent. [...]
Trump’s first national security adviser, Michael Flynn, lasted just 24 days on the job after misrepresenting his contacts with Russia. Attorney General Jeff Sessions
falsely testified that he’d had no contacts with the Russians, forcing
his recusal from Russia investigations once the truth came out.
Trump’s nominee to be labor secretary withdrew
in the face of broad opposition. His education secretary, who suggested
that schools need guns to defend against grizzlies, was confirmed only
when the vice president broke a tie vote.
Trump blamed a “so-called”
judge for striking down his first travel ban and proposed blaming the
court system if there was a terrorist attack; his own Supreme Court
nominee called such remarks disheartening.
Trump
conducted sensitive diplomacy over a North Korean missile launch with
the Japanese prime minister surrounded by diners at his Mar-a-Lago
country club, one of whom posted online a photo of the man carrying the nuclear football.
Trump,
after inflating the crowd size at his inauguration and embracing a
conspiracy theory that 3 million to 5 million Americans voted illegally,
falsely accused the media of not covering terrorist attacks. The White
House then produced a badly spelled list of attacks, most of which had
been covered. Conway invented one attack, the “Bowling Green massacre.”
Conway pitched
Ivanka Trump’s fashion line on Fox News. Taxpayers have subsidized
millions of dollars’ worth of expenses related to Mar-a-Lago and the
Trump sons’ foreign travel.
Trump marked Black History Month with remarks suggesting he thought abolitionist Frederick Douglass was still alive.
Trump opened a rift with Australia in an angry phone call with that ally’s prime minister. He provoked the Mexican president to cancel a trip to Washington, and he baffled the Swedes by alluding to fictitious refugee-related violence “last night in Sweden.” Britain postponed a visit from Trump in hopes that anti-Trump protests would cool.[...]
This tragicomedy adds irony when you consider
that the main character is the same one who campaigned by saying “they
laugh at our stupidity” and “we are led by very, very stupid people” and “I have the best words, but there’s no better word than ‘stupid.’ ”
Now the world has reason to laugh at us — because we’re with stupid.